Cowboy Hat Hair

A Waddie bought a new cowboy hat.
It made him feel kinda sassy and fat.
Spent half a months paycheck
Jus’ to replace his worn out wreck.

His new hat was fittin’ jus’ right.
Ain’t too loose and ain’t too tight.
And when all was said and done
It kept out rain and kept off sun.

That Waddie has jus’ one little problem now
And it doesn’t happen when he’s with a cow.
It has to do with the Old Cowboy Code
And when he’s no longer on the back road.

It’s when he’s gotta go inside,
To show what he can’t hide,
And with the world he must share,
The fact that he has cowboy hat hair!

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