Monthly Archives: November 2018
Two things I’ve come to really value as I’ve aged: Two-ply toilet paper and comfortable shoes. Advertisements
The clerk at the DMV called out, ‘8-7-6.’ I jumped up and shouted, ‘5-3-oh-9.’ No one got it, including the security guard who reminded me, ‘Use your inner-voice next time.’
‘The Gospel According to Luke’ is the story of Jesus Christ. It consists of 24 chapters; one for each day of December up to Christmas eve.
It wasn’t like I meant to pass through my estranged wife’s home town at the time, but it was the only way I knew of getting to Julian and to the eastern side of the Salton Sea. The beginning of … Continue reading
The video header reads: “Pianist plays Chopin in the Himalayas at 16, 000 feet.” My first reaction, “At that elevation, it must’ve been breathtaking.”
The ‘bullet bra’ fell out of popularity when politicians began confusing ‘second base’ with the ‘second amendment.’
Let’s form a caravan, head for Disney World and remember to put the kids up front when we get there.