Monthly Archives: November 2018

Two things I’ve come to really value as I’ve aged: Two-ply toilet paper and comfortable shoes. Advertisements

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The clerk at the DMV called out, ‘8-7-6.’ I jumped up and shouted, ‘5-3-oh-9.’ No one got it, including the security guard who reminded me, ‘Use your inner-voice next time.’

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‘The Gospel According to Luke’ is the story of Jesus Christ. It consists of 24 chapters; one for each day of December up to Christmas eve.

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Barbara of the Slabs

It wasn’t like I meant to pass through my estranged wife’s home town at the time, but it was the only way I knew of getting to Julian and to the eastern side of the Salton Sea. The beginning of … Continue reading

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The video header reads: “Pianist plays Chopin in the Himalayas at 16, 000 feet.” My first reaction, “At that elevation, it must’ve been breathtaking.”

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The ‘bullet bra’ fell out of popularity when politicians began confusing ‘second base’ with the ‘second amendment.’

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Let’s form a caravan, head for Disney World and remember to put the kids up front when we get there.

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