Daily Archives: January 4, 2019

An atheist once told me that the only reason Jesus walked on the water is because he couldn’t swim. Advertisements

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Every time I hear the words, ‘I’m new here…’ I wanna say, ‘Keep coming back, it works!’”

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After watching that video of Elizabeth Warren drinking a beer, all I could think was, ‘alcohol abuse.’ And it looked like such good beer, too.

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Friends who stick with you in your darkest hours, probably didn’t pay their electric bill either.

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Plot Device

“Hello?” I called out to the glowing eyes. “Hello,” growled the Big Bad Wolf as he entered my campfires glow. “Are you lost or something?” “Something,” he answered, before asking, “Aren’t you not afraid?” “Not one bit.” “Why not?” “I … Continue reading

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Turning on the lights and siren after losing a drag race is bad sportsmanship.

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