Play Date

Come — be my little play date
We’ll swing high and dance in puddles
Then nap like children



in the morning while we kiss
quiet surrender for an hour
before the single word

My wife wants me to quit drinking, ’cause the more I drink, the more I talk. I smiled at her as said, ‘That’s called pintification.’

OCD is at its worst when tasked with washing all the white clothes, then realizing you’re wearing white underwear.

Being called ‘crazy’ isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, after all one must compete with California for the title.

I can’t be the only one who find’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s name hard to say. So I’m compromising: Alexandria Occassional-Cortex.

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