Daily Archives: January 10, 2019

I asked Alexa, ‘What do women want?’ She hasn’t shut up, yet! Advertisements

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Democrats don’t want the southern border wall built because they know that if they accidentally kick their soccer ball over it, they might not get it back.

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If a woman says, ‘do what you want,’ don’t. Don’t move, don’t breathe, don’t blink. In fact, play dead.

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Number One

Okay. So, now I know where I stand in the frame of life… A friend calls me to say ‘good morning,’ but that’s all they can do, because they have to take a shit soooo bad that they have to … Continue reading

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Impasse

Two years ago came the giving up on politics, acknowledging certain human flaws, finding dishonesty and a broken heart, understanding that half want to rewrite the start, and that preferences are not for the rule of law, but rather the … Continue reading

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In-Laws

A Martian couple were motoring by the Earth when she looked over and said, “Look, honey, your family.” He responded, “Yeah, and all of them in-laws.”

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