I found my toothbrush on the bathroom floor again. My extra-sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use another toothpaste.
If you sleep with a centerfold, expect to get a paper cut.
‘A way out,’ isn’t a good answer when asked what a person should look for in a relationship.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the end of the ‘blonde’ joke as we know it.
Does wanting a Swatch watch constitute a midlife crisis? Asking for a friend.