Daily Archives: January 11, 2019

I found my toothbrush on the bathroom floor again. My extra-sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use another toothpaste. Advertisements

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If you sleep with a centerfold, expect to get a paper cut.

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‘A way out,’ isn’t a good answer when asked what a person should look for in a relationship.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the end of the ‘blonde’ joke as we know it.

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Give and Take of Winter

Mountain wind’s Blow roughly Through trees, Breaking, frozen Bows, falling, Losing to Gravity’s law. Scattered atop Snowy abundance. Bundles gathered. Kindling nighttime’s Warming hearth.

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Does wanting a Swatch watch constitute a midlife crisis? Asking for a friend.

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