Daily Archives: February 2, 2019

Scorpion Stinger

In summer of 2002, it was night-time and I was asleep on the ground. I rolled over and got stung below my right eye by an Arizona Bark Scorpion. My face swelled up and all that jazz. Once the swelling went … Continue reading

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It’s easier to illegally get into the U.S. than it is to legally get into the Superbowl.

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Tootsie Pops for Valentine’s Day — how do I love thee, let me count the ways…a one, a two, a three…CRUNCH…three.

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What Would Charles Bukowski Do?

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Peer Pressure

“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” came the happy refrain around Woodchuck Hollow. He tried to join in, but the sound left him in agony and with no cure for his self-imposed illness. … Continue reading

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