Noah looked like an idiot, until it began raining.


Everyone told Beethoven that he couldn’t be a musician because he was deaf.  He didn’t listen.

The two most dangerous places to be in the U.S. are in a law enforcement uniform and a woman’s womb.

Adam Levine shows-off both nipples during his Superbowl performance and yet Janet Jackson only gets to expose one. Hypocrisy!

The Old Lady’s Shoe

“So you’ve been reading Mother Goose, huh?” Grandpa asked.

“Yup,” answered his eight-year-old grandson, “Though I don’t understand the one about the old lady living in a shoe with all those kids.”

“What don’t you get?”

“How she fit everybody in a shoe.”

“Would it help if I told you the old lady was actually a prison warden and the kids were really inmates?”

“No. I still don’t get it.”

“Well, what if I told you the shoe they lived in was a Secure Housing Unit or S-H-U, for short?”

“Oh, now I get it!”

The retired corrections officer smiled.

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