Daily Archives: February 9, 2019

People who confuse ‘burro’ with ‘burrow’ don’t know their ass from a hole-in-the-ground. Advertisements

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True friends are the one’s who’ll laugh during your eulogy because they know how the story really happened.

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When Being Helpful Isn’t

The Communists took over and decided to execute their political rivals using the guillotine. The Constitutionalist came first. When the Executioner released the rope, the blade refused to budge. He declared it a miracle and let the prisoner walk free. … Continue reading

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